Zarif the Foodah Boodah

Basic

2011-11-01T20:47:00.003+08:00

This is just a teaser for you guys, although the next post is not related to this one..hueh3...

Anyway, here you go, my formula :

Bread Nutella Spread style + HL Milk.

It really hits the spot, instead of typing, imma give you guys some pictures of it. P!

Oh and how do you eat it? First of all, bite the bread, and immediately drink the milk but dont swallow it just yet, let the milk and the bread + Nutella blend together in your mouth. That is gangsta and for real. Please do try it.

EQUALS TO

SWEEETTTJIZZZAZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Food for Thought #2- Kek Sarawak Ded

2011-10-20T07:50:00.000+08:00

So whatsup, it has been quite some time yeah. Anyway, i've just had some dope ass dinner with my homeboyz. Where? I'm glad you ask punkass..MMZ BEACHES!

Anyway, as usual, the menu that we ordered were, Nasi Lemak Ayam, Rodi Nan X Ayam Tandoori, Satay Haji Shamsuri and Teh Tarik ( I really adore the gingery taste). It was good, but not as good as when you have to obey the "MMZ Bro Code Rules". Okay let me break it down to you, ( i wanted to write "let me break it down to ya" but it sounded bitchy ) hua3..

MMZ Bro Code Rules

1. If the satay arrives, one should only have 1 stick before the heavy meal (nasik lemak, ect..)
2. Consume that heavy meal once it is on the table
3. Then you can finish up the satays that you guys have divided for each person after the heavy meal

You punkass would wanna leave a comment and ask, Whats the purpose?

Basically if you wanna know, you have to join us first, once you're sitting at the table, among the homeboyz, you'll get to know whatsup..

Anyway, "MMZ rules" is not whatsup for this post, i have got something to share with you guys. PEACE!

Infesting

Nesting

Molesting

Out of Gas (Trailer)

2011-10-14T01:02:00.000+08:00

What would you do if it is within yourself..

Do you guys think i should release this movie?

D'Essential - Lil' Thing Cover

2011-10-11T17:30:00.000+08:00

This song is just perfect..

Sweaty Ass Day

2011-10-10T16:56:00.002+08:00

So currently I'm sweating due to the weather,
it seems that the sunlight just penetrated into my skin so deep, that my sweat glands are running crazy.
Serious Talk!

Anyway i've just finished editing two videos actually, but i decided to compile it into a video.
The first one was the footage about Teratai' toilet, the second one was in DC, UiTM.

*MAKE SURE YOU GUYS GET A SPEAKER/EARPHONE SINCE THE AUDIO IS QUITE WACK

Z AR I F I L M S is back in BIZNIZ baby!. Enjoy.

Roti Doll

2011-10-05T21:23:00.001+08:00

Roti Doll

I can't remember where did i eat this but I am pretty sure it was next to a road, where there is a Petronas Gas Station opposite of this food stall building. First of all, the unique thing about this Roti Canai is that the fryer placed the Egg "Bull's Eye" style on top of the Roti Canai. So basically it is not Roti Tampal. What is Roti Tampal?Well Roti Tampal is quite similar but the egg is placed inside of the Roti Canai. Come to think about it, it sounds impossible, but yeah, ask the lord bro. Anyway, this is a new place, the building was new, i am sorry that i forgot about where it is located but for those who live in Perlis. There are two ways for you to go to Alor Setar, there is the highway, the other one is the Kampung way. In order for you guys to get to this place, tak the Kampung way.

Anyway about the Roti Doll, i like it! The moment when you break the centre of the egg, the yolk will pour out combined with the kuah banjir, that would really hit the spot. G Spot. It is really good, i think it is because of the mixture of the egg yolk and the egg, really nice man. I think if i had it for my bfast, double climax. PEace!

Review: 7/10
Recommended to those who like: All sorts of Roti Canai and Mamak's cooking

Wordup

2011-10-04T20:02:00.000+08:00

First of all, What is up! I know you guys miss the Boodah, well i think now is the time..

for reall, ferealzzz....

Instead of explaining the whole thing regarding my absence, these are the things that you need to know what is going on now:

5th Semester/A-Team/Teratai 5/We hustle for a living

I guess I am honored to clarify that i've been staying in Teratai 5 for four semesters, HOW SICK IS THAT! Well, the first semester was Perindu for your information.

About Teratai 5

Basic things that one will encounter in Teratai 5: wack toilets(shower without the "head", clogged piping system, wack toilet flush, cat's poo in the sink or out of the sink, soaps in the sink, hair clogged in the sink, cats.

Things that i encountered this semester in Teratai 5: wack toilets(shower without the "head", clogged piping system, wack toilet flush, soaps in the sink, hair clogged in the sink, lucky me no shit...

I think thats all, and here are some photos and a video of what happened in the toilet last week, don't worry it has nothing to do with feces and such. This time its all about piping bro. P

P stands for Peace btw. Thanks.

Shower 1

Shower 2

Stepping Stone

Simple description: The pipe is clogged, so if you shower for like 2 minutes, i am sure that it will clog. As you can see there's a brick there, that is literally a stepping stone.

Rm 22 Hari Raya Cookies

2011-08-11T05:50:00.005+08:00

HOMEMADE WALNUT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
350GM
RM22

Hey, I am helping out a 진구(friend) of mine to sell off her cookies. Let me tell you why the Boodah qualifies this ad because the Boodah would not approve just any random cookies to be in his Blog if it is 맛덥서요(tastes bad). Basically these are my thoughts about the cookies because i have been eating it since the lasts 4 Rayas.

1. It is Crispy

2. It tastes good with Milk/Coke

3. It is Crispy

4. The price and the quantity is sweet (RM 22 for 88 Cookies, thats a STEALLLL!)

5. It is Crispy

Well, as you can see, there are three Crispys, this is because it is the truth, the cookies are crispy and fresh. Even if you keep it for 3 months the crispiness remains.

So what the hell are you waiting for, PM me on facebook Zarif or Cuna to place your order now.

*Any purchase will be delivered right in front of your door using the Pos Laju Service.

Again I am reminding you, RM 22 for quality cookies, it's a STEALLLLLLLLL.

Please do leave comments if there is any questions that you would like to ask.

TQ.

James & Dame

2011-08-11T00:30:00.001+08:00

It has been quite some time that i didn't give props to my homies. So i guess now is the time. Well, recently, there's been a few cats hanging around my house, and currently there are two permanent cats, their names are James and Dame.

These cats are lucky cause they have been eating Basmati Rice, that is costly! It was some leftovers, but still, Cats eating Basmati, that is sicckkkkkk.

I remember last time i fried Ikan Turbok's Head to Dame and Grey, it feels good to see them eat some fresh food, as if these guys are my guests. Well i got a few flicks of James and Dame. So check it out you punks!

James the cool cat

James & Dame by the Pond

The Cat's Hut

Kuih Batik

2011-08-09T02:03:00.000+08:00

It's just sad man, to see bunch of posers. Posers are everywhere, not just in the urban culture, but also in the culinary field. I am quite pissed off actually.

~~I remember past few years, i can get one of these bad boys (Kuih Batik) at any Kuih Seller. That was years ago.~~

But now, these shit head shenanigans think they can just bake Kuih Batik just like that, without knowing its elements and such. You are wack man. I think this is the fourth time i am getting scammed buying wack Kuih Batik. The culture is literally dying.

Hoping for the Best.

And i miss Eaun Tong cause he opens at 7 am till 4 pm. Not Rodi Bakar for the whole godamn month. HWACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Food for Thought- Literally

2011-08-07T05:48:00.000+08:00

No, it is okay to look, as you can see there is no obscene photos of food or whatsoever. Since it is sahur right now, i have decided to keep it fresh and clean. This time it's

As a hardheaded cereal head, i can tell what is wrong with the milk in no time. I've been eating cereals since 1996, lunch, dinner, breakfast, that's whatsup.

So the problem about this milk is that, if eat it for the first or the second month the taste is okay, just like other milk. But when it comes to the third month i could tell that the taste is different than the last time. what the shit...

I do not know whether if it is a human nature, but all i know is the taste is not that constant. Weird shit. Of course the milk is not bad you dumbass. I was just discussing regarding the inconstant taste. Peace! Bigups to Koko Krunch, Choco Chex, Milo(1990-2009), Trix, the old cereal collection!!

Something to ponder upon.

Philips Electronic Shaver

2011-08-07T00:03:00.001+08:00

At first i wanted to write a review on Las Vacas, but the thought that i am full, i just can't.

So yesterday was quite hell, we (Mom and I) had to wait for the car since it was sent to the garage.

Abah wandered somewhere so i think he didn't have a problem facing that time. I spent for like 6 godamn hours in the G Hotel lobby which we didn't check in in the first place. So, i used my time wisely to browse around for a good shaver which is a normal thing to do.

I always wander why do people would rather get a shaver instead of an electronic shaver. It cuts cost. I remember last time i had to buy 3 catridges(which comes in a set) for Rm 35. How the fudge can i cope with that. Thank god, this bad boy saved my life. Check this nigga out.

Haha i never thought picasa would make shit looks good in photo editing. Thank you!

Lulian

2011-07-02T00:33:00.002+08:00

You guys do know my obsession towards Durian aka Lulian, so i have decided to shoot a few vids while my dad was dealing with the Lulian Uncle. He was nice and honest, that is the key for a good business. Sometimes, there are bastards who sell Durians dishonestly, these kind of bitcheswould lie to you saying the Durian is good and all that jazz. And then when the Dad opens it to feed the family, KABLAM! total shitty bad Durian. Godamn these kind of guys. You're a piece of shit btw. Anyway,

The main thing is, as a buyer, don't get blurred by looking at those cheap Durian prices, its the dude who is selling that counts. Check this video homebua! A tribute to the Fruit King! Im satisfied with this Uncle, he did a great job in providing LUlian.

Penang 3/6 2011

2011-06-12T07:06:00.000+08:00

So whatsup' a few days ago me and my fam and my cousins and their fam went to Penang. Vacation yo,, plus it.s my dad birthday and his friend Barber G decided to throw him a party. Anyway here is the trailer of the science. Peep it!!!(this is a few weeks ago).

Well i don't think you guys need the trailer since i have already edited the full version. Peep this one!

Memoreh Lane

2011-05-23T00:06:00.000+08:00

Hey whatsup, i know, i'm such a dick for not posting for the past few days, although i promised. You know, being with cousins, i find that i am trying to adapt myself since i'm staying with my cousins for a month. Haha, anyway, i got a video for you guys, just to bring some old shit back to tha future, just for fun. Be sure to peep it. holler. My rap group, Triniti, DMent, Thane, and me as Ajall. Although we broke off, i'll always treasure this ish for life real talk.

Compilation of Food from Perlis

2011-05-19T00:51:00.001+08:00

So basically these are the range of foods that i have been eating back in my paradise, Perlis. I'm at my Aunty's house to be exact, intercession baybayhh..Will update tomorrow. Paissss!

Eaun Tong Kedai Kopi, A legacy, A tribute

2011-05-14T12:30:00.001+08:00

Hey whatsup you little miscreants! What's happening? Well, i've been chilling in Perlis for almost 1 week now. Enjoying the good life and the good food. It is good to be with my fam, too bad my niggas aka brothers ain't here. Thus, i find that i have plenty of time to do stuffs, so i've decided to make a tribute to Eaun Tong Kedai Kopi, Bad Ass Meal real talk. Enjoy the science cause i even got him to show how to make the dope Egg on Toast! So you don't know what I am mumbling about? Click on dis first! Video Later. Eaun Tong Kedai Kopi

Do holler at me if i you're somewhere around Perlis. I'll hook you up with Eaun Tong real talk.

Eden Seaview Condominium for rent

2011-05-14T11:05:00.001+08:00

Master Bed Room

Guest Room 1

Guest Room 2

Middle: Master Bed Room

Left: Guest Room 1

Right: Guest Room 2

Hall

Kitchen

Front Door

Hall

Location:

The middle unit
2nd Floor
Balcony facing pool/garden/play ground
Fully Furnished(Air Conditioned, Washing Machine, Fridge, Tv and etc)

6 minutes walk can get you to the:
Bus Stop
Night Market
Food Stalls
Restaurant(The Ship, Eden Seafood, Park Royal)
Tailor
Convenience Store

Barbecue Area, Sauna, Car Park, Gymnasium, Jacuzzi, Tennis Court, Jogging Track, Swimming Pool, 24 Hours Security, Landscape Garden, Playground

Rent:

Rm 1500-Short Term

Rm 1800-Long Term

Mainstream Shit

2011-05-12T00:46:00.000+08:00

What is up! Basically right now I am on "Cruise Control", enjoying Perlis. Anyway here are a few songs that cant stop looping in my obnoxious mind. Haha check eh ouh!!

The Ready Set-Love Like Whoa

Keri Hilson-Pretty Girl Rock

Avril Lavinge-What The Hell

David Guetta ft. Rihanna-Who's that chick(whatever defak the version is)

I KNOW RIGHT! It's like not me listing all these kinds of songs. But yeah. It'll go off soon, but gotta admit, these songs are good for the moment. PEACE BITCH!

Heading back to Perlis

2011-05-10T01:08:00.000+08:00

Hello and what is up homes! Me? Well, let me break it down to you

Class-Checked
Finals-Checked
Godamn MIP-Godamn Checked
Flight tickets to Perlis-All day checked!

So to make things clear, currently I am at the LCCT airport, i know i am like 9 hours early because my flight is at 7.00 AM but I am at the Airport, which currently makes the time11.49 PM to be exact. Now that is the definition of "Early Bird". Anyway, I am happy, that matters! Seriyass, it has been like what? 3 months, since i hit back to my hood Perlis. I miss all the greatness that Perlis can offer me like no other places, except for Korea hua3. Currently my eyes are flickering due to lack of sleep, last nite i slept like 1 hour trying to complete the MIP project, and my day goes on till this present time, me typing shit. It's like this bitches will always tryna get at ya when you think that everything is over. I know i have been saying "Git at me" like constantly, but i don't mean literally... Godamn this "mini mop truck", it just passed right next to me. I guess i gotta move from my spot. Holy shit, is like everything around me is trying to "Git at me"...(moving), nah not yet, he did not give me the "piss of sign". So basically the first thing that i would like to have in Perlis tomorrow is the infamous "Rodi Telur". Prolly persuade mimi(mom) to eat there since it is mother's day. So anyway that is it, a little update for you miscreants out there. Later. Haha, btw, the "mini mop truck" tried to threaten me, by moving like really close to me, well, alrite man, i'll backthefakap...Here are a few flicks and pics of what's goin on in the building.

The damn "mini mop truck"

The Airport

Class Photo

2011-05-06T14:49:00.000+08:00

CONGRATULATIONS! THANK YOU FOR LIKING MY POST ON FACEBOOK! A DEAL IS A DEAL. YOU'LL GET THE PICTURES.

I am a fair person you know, I'm a KL boy. Anyway, there is another small request from me, The Boodah, would really appreciate if you guys like this post, there's a like button as you can see below this post. Anyway, first of all please make sure that you have signed in your facebook! And then you click on the "Like" button. Hua3. Thank you guys. I love you.

Serious 1

Serious tak Serious 1

Serious 2

Serious tak serious 2

Ala2 Serious

Lahanat

Beautiful people

Daily ish

2011-05-05T01:42:00.000+08:00

So whadup, to cover all those posts that never got posted up this beach right here due to my business. I present you, the daily shit! It features Dope activities that you can play with your friends, a dope place to eat, and featuring a new vid, Timelapse, be sure to check it out beaches. PEACE!

Food for Thought- Raw shit

2011-05-04T22:45:00.004+08:00

Salam peeps and fellow bloggers and humanzz. I've been busy these few days, as i informed earlier, currently i am sitting for my final exam. Anyway this Friday would be the last paper, Organizational Behavior, thank god. Hopefully everything will be sweet. Anyway, check this shit out, it's a piece of chicken. Some dumbass have the idea that cats eat this ish. Again, i found it lying on the hallway. Holler

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Nasi Goreng Ayam Kunyit- Wherever they at

2011-04-29T17:26:00.004+08:00

Nasi Goreng Ayam Kunyit

The reason that i typed "wherever they at" is because, obviously you can get Nasi Goreng Ayam Kunyit everywhere. Anyway, i've been rocking this meal recently, and it turned out to be Nice! I really hate eating Nasi Goreng frequently, once a month is okay. Not every godamn week like seriously. I find it annoying for some weird reasons. Anyway, places that i would recommend to you to get one of this badboys are Cafe Pusat Sukan UiTM, and Dapur Pintar(Sek 7). DC's tasted like shit, and i am sorry. Anyway,

Rule number 1: It must be freshly cooked
Rule number 2: The chicken must be fried instead of the gravy version.
Rule number 3: End that meal with a Milo Ais real talk.

*I understand that living in Shah Alam is quite tough, plus the foods are expensive and some tastes like shit, just like other places. If you ever find yourself struggling through the Menu(just like me), just throw the menu aside, and get that Nasi Goreng Ayam Kunyit.

Godamn i even got the Nasi Goreng Ayam Kunyit exactly like the color of the Kunyit. So instead of you guys being a retard, me, The Boodah, is throwing a bone for those who can't figure things out in life. Get at me!

Kets in Act 2

2011-04-28T13:38:00.002+08:00

Werdap. Just to inform you bastards out there that currently i am sitting for my Final Exam. Good luck to all the UiTM Playas and chicks out there. I be out!

Stare Ket

Name- Stare Ket
Location-Mancongkam(S.Alam)

What i like about his picture is the fact the the ket is actually staring at me for like 4 secs. Plus she looks like she's ready for a picture. What a cool ket. Anyway, you can meet her up at Mancongkam, sek 7, next to Hakim.

Kd's Birthday

2011-04-26T00:18:00.002+08:00

ITS 12.16AM, SO I GOTTA RELEASE THIS ISH, HAPPEH BDAY KHADI!

Salam! What is up yo? I've been so busy these few days, trying to complete my assignments and studying at the same time. Man, what a not decent combination real talk man. Anyway, regardless of how massive my activities were and will be during the study leave, i managed to spare some time for myself. I am not talking about pleasuring myself, but I am talking about chilling with friends and etc. KLCC, that's whatsup! Iza aka Kd's girlfriend wanted to have a surprise early birthday party for Kd, and she invited us. Not many people but we had fun. Check the science out homos..Btw, haha it's funny to see Azwan Ali's face as a thumbnail.

So after the party, we went back in KLCC cause it was hot as hell! We watched a movie together. It was quite fun cause i think it has been quite some time that i do not have the opportunity to chill in a group. Groupie Love!

Anyway Happy Birthday to Kd aka Kahasnadi aka Cuddy aka Si Dungkil. May god bless you fah life..Jangan lupa sembahyang Andrew. Peace.

Ayam Penyet(Padang Jawa) - Ayam Penyek & Extra Juice

2011-04-24T03:48:00.010+08:00

Location: Padang Jawa, Shah Alam

Ayam Penyek-Sambai-Cucumber

Juice Extra Strawberry & Original

Rice-Cucur Udang(indon style)

Ayam Penyek (close up)

The restaurant

Ayam Penyek + Rice + Drink

Price = RM 5.00

*Before i commence, put yourself in a situation, sitting in a Warung or Kedai Makan, not the fancy one, eating, waiting for your food or (whatever the shit that you're doing), and all of a sudden, there's this pungent smell that would come and go for like 4 seconds, and 12 mins after that, it's filling up the atmosphere again. I think i am the only person that brought this matter out while others try to act as if there's nothing happen. Seriously, is it just me or what? Share with me as we can alarm the public with this dopest finding.

nOw Presenting....Ayam Penyek!!!

If any of you guys have ever visited Indonesia, and tried the Ayam Penyek there, you can tell that the "AP Ayam Penyet" sucks real talk. In addition to that, their so called " Teh Indonesia", seriously, that is a scam, i once asked the waiter whether if it is the real Indonesian drink, and guess what, i was scammed, we were scammed!

This one, the chicken is Garing and it is fresh! Seriously they would serve you the chicken, and you would have to go and grab the Nasik yourself (you ain't the bawss homey). Add up any gravy which is your preference. Like me, i like to keep the gravy light, cause later i would add up some Kicap aka soy sauce... I also took some Indonesian Cucur Udang, it tastes quite good actually, it is like Bergedil, but squary version. Lastly, the Sambal, it is the shit! It is not too spicy and not too sweet, now that is a good combination. Yes, i know that i am a fan of spicy food, however Ayam Penyek ain't suppose to be too spicy, because it is meant to be the way that i explained earlier, and if you have a problem with me guess what? GIT AT ME!

This is the highlight! The drink! Extra Juice aka Grape Yoghurt! It tastes definitely like Vitagen but this is the Kampung version. I know, you don't get it..well, let me explain. The taste is quite sour at first, but then, you'll be driven into this sweetness flavor that would tantalize your taste buds, BUT!! its not that Pekat, like Yoghurt, i mean, literally Yoghurt. You know what i mean right? It is like eating rice while drinking High Fat Milk, not a good combination...This yoghurt is just nice. I am really craving for it right now, real talk.

Vocabs of the post:

Git at me - Get at me ( gangster style, where you would want a person to meet you up face2face)

It's the shit - It is really good!

Itu Lulian

2011-04-22T23:31:00.003+08:00

We gangstas really are hardcore-fans of Lulian aka Durian.

We cut throats for Durian

We slit throats for Durian

We snap your neck for Durian

Please do watch this vid till the end if you're into Miss A! A little surprise for the K-Pop fans!

That's the spirit! Git at us! This particular spot was at Seksyen 7. So there were me, Apek and Kd, at first it was raining, but that did not break our spirit. We crashed that place despite it smelled like cat's poo when we first sat there( it's weird right? We even got Cat's poo in the toilet, it is just "uncomprehendable"). Apek shared his Lulian experience when he was in MRSM. Peep the science bitch!

*This vid is like 2 weeks old, due to the internet connection, i was unable to upload it right away until 1 hour ago where i had to go to the Mutiara CC, Sec2)

Past Years Papers

2011-04-20T13:31:00.014+08:00

So what is up. Word is born that you guys are looking for the soft copy version of the past years paper.
I got' em beaches..i got em. Currently i have Management, OB & CTU. No other place offers this papers except Zarifstale, so go ahead and download it. PEACE!

Road to success <----------Click it.

So when you're in the page, scroll down, and you'll see this image:

Click on the right one, you're not a premium user!

Holler at me beaches!

-Credits to Cuna cause she downloaded it. Other than that, SHALOMM!

Click on the right one, you're not a premium user!

Restoran MMZ - Satay Shamsuri & Nasik Lemak Ayam

2011-04-19T02:43:00.000+08:00

Location- Bukit Jelutong
Satay Ayam
Price= RM0.70
Satay Daging
Price=RM0.80

So i just had my dinner just now, it was quite decent. seven sticks of satay(chicken & beef), and goddamn my mouth hurts big time. I am confident to say that there is another tooth climbing it's way through my gums, and no, its not Dentyne or Wrigleys gums, but mouth gum. Nahmean? Anyway the Satay, i have to say it beats the crap out of Haji Shamsuri's Satay real talk. When i mention real talk, it means mos def, and mos def means most definitely for all you ignorant punks out there. The kuah kachang(keep it classic spelling) was dope and the size was just nice. Definitely worth it. Furthermore, i even managed to interview the dude behind the sticks! The creator! Where can you get this interview?Only here homey, Zarifstale realtalk! Peep the interview people-

The Man behind the sticks! Wak Stikap Meats/Chicks aka MBS!
*Basically this was how it went down(its just a rough memory that i have):

Z-Zarif & MBS- Man Behind Sticks

Z-Bapak, di hari yang dingin ni sedap ya menjamah satay ini. Pandai bapak bikinnya.

MBS-Ala bisalah. Bapak ambil resipi asli, datangnya dari Indon.

Z-Kiranya, sama seperti Haji Shamsuri ya?

MBS-Iya, cumanya, Haji Shamsuri itu, hanya pekerja biasa. Tapi dianya curi itu resipi, dan bikin kedai nya sendiri.

Z-Real talk? Okay2, trima kasih ya bapak.

MBS-Permisiiii..

Nasik Lemak Ayam
Price=RM5.00

The thing that i dig this Nasik Lemak Ayam is because the chicken was fresh! And the sambal was good. That is all it takes to be a dope nasik lemak. Then why the hell, do you guys still serve cold dishes, even though the saying goes "revenge is a dish best served cold", well i ain't into that shit. Well thats a wrap. Holler at me bitches.

Vocab of the Post :

Mos Def - Most definitely

Real talk - Seriously/Really mean it

Homey - Friend

Dig - Like

Sundeh

2011-04-17T20:26:00.013+08:00

So today i would like to discuss on 2 matters, nahh, make that 3. Me all about gettin' organized ya seen?

Today

Kolej Teratai

Kets

(Don't try to click on any of those bullets cause they don't work you anal)

Today

Since tomorrow we would have to submit our RM(Research Methodology), we woke up right away feeling like ass trying to repair any errors, at least thats what i did. Again i really am annoyed with this pain in my mouth. There are two possibilities for this pain: (1) Growing a new tooth. (2)I swear too much. (3)God is trying to diminish my sins(hua3). Whatever the shit it is, i am grateful for everything. Anyway had Kayu just now, the meat was the ish! I wanted to try Kambing just now but it was so godamn expensive! $6.80 per meat for pete's nuts sake! Other than that, the weather was extremely hot! Hotter than you in your briefs, for real. Other than that its all good. Other than that i met the regular kets. That's triple "other than that" for you guys haha. Man, come to think of the clothes that i have to wash, it is going to be a massive pain, i can't just wash all of them one shot since the pail is small. Another good reason that i should just hand it to the laundry is because there are "shirt snatchers" aka barua stealing all the clothes. In total, i lost like 5shirts & 1Tshirt. Now tell me that is an appropriate reason for me to snap this mafaka's head.

Kolej Teratai

How would you feel waking up in the morning, head to the toilet, wash you face, next to the sink is a pile of fresh cat's shit, laying exactly in the sink next to you? To be honest, i laughed cause that shit was hilarious, i mean to be in that particular situation. It was so sick yet it was funny as hell! Haha. You can't never imagine what i've been through, tougher than watching a gay porn, be it softcore or hardcore. This is what i really want to indulge into, writing about Tertatai's toliet. Toilet level 6(my level), as i explained earlier, there's cat's shit in the sink, clearly the atmosphere smells like shit. So i went down to the lower level, level 5, where i was hoping the toilet would be betterrr butfakinnn hellno! It smells like shit, the intervention between men's shit and cat's shit, you will never would want to be in my situation, especially in the morning! I mean, why is it that the toilet has to be so disgusting? I can't comprehend that totally.. So just now around 8.00pm i went to level 4..imagine that, all i want is to bathe in a clean toilet, i had to go two levels below (comprehend that!). From level 6 to level 4. Amazingly, it does really feel like home, the toilet was clean! The shower was sick! I saw this guy who just shitted a few minutes ago, and i went into the same "booth", guess what? no odor homey..no odor..how the shit is that real? Real talk, level 6 & 5 toilet can kiss my ass. I've found my paradise bitches!

Kets
This is a long ass post, haha bare with me niggas, i ain't got time for this shit. So below would be a few photos of Kets in Teratai 5. I got 2 mommies kets, 1 old ket aka "Tiger" and 1 loner ket, thats that. Heres the photos.

The Kiger(Ket X Tiger)

Don't judge a ket by it's picture, this ket is a good ket i'll tell you that. And he is HUGE, word is born that he came from Mawar, i would say he migrated from Mawar as kets are smart animals. You might think that he is scary judging by its size.

Marley
This loner ket came from somewhere i have no knowledge of. There are a few pregnant kets but mostly just recently delivered their kittens. She's quite mischief.

As you can see, that's a customize family tree, made by myself. A ket yang dianugrah with three black kittens.

Moo Ket

Another customized shit, the new mother ket in the building! four kitteh!

That is a wrap!

PISOF

2011-04-16T22:54:00.003+08:00

I am annoyed:

-With this unbearable pain in my mouth every godamn time i chew something

-With the internet, i need to upload "Itu Lulian" video, Celcom is shitty as hell when it comes to broadband to be specific

-The fact that i lost my sketching pencil

-Somebody "mistreated" my bike, its quite messed up now

-I am not sure when can i go back to Perlis

-I really need a massive hair and scalp treatment, whatever the shit it is.

Bwap Bwap Bwap

2011-04-14T09:05:00.008+08:00

Huadap, FYI i advertise stuffs for free. Just holler at me, and i'll hook you up.

Checkout my Brother's mix, Kalif Ismail:

The Bangin Mixah!

This ain't no Flo Rida shit, it's not even your usual club shit. It's a bang-ah(banger)!

Be sure to check this mix out. Bass/Reggae/Digital/Dubstep

4 genres in one mix, where the shit you're going to get that for free, this is the only spot. Holler at me niggas.

Peace!

Finger from Hell - The Sequel

2011-04-13T02:03:00.003+08:00

I really do not know where to start.

It commenced so fast, that i lost track off what is happening.

please do enjoy this movie and do have some sympathy and think twice before you commit any "bad" behavior upon others.

I would like to remind you that this is a GORY movie, if you're not into it, please look for posts that are not gore. Thank you.

Credits :

-Last Song

Artist: AliFly aka Ali Terbang
Song: Loser Lari
FB: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ali-Terbang-ALTRBG/174884372532748

The Premiere-Finger from Hell

2011-04-12T20:09:00.005+08:00

This is my first video. Its a piece of art to me.

This short story is about a patient, who suffered from the burning point, origins of "Narakh"

Please do enjoy this piece of art. Thank you.

Kets in Act 1

2011-04-11T19:30:00.010+08:00

Another new/dope section that i have come up with just a few seconds ago!

Pictures of Cats! These felines really know how to act weirdly for some reason, and i would like to give props to them

so i think it would be cool if i post up what i have in my collection. I'll post a pic like once a week, or month etc.

You guys can share some too if you like, just let me know and i'll hook you up.

Rules.Details.Whatever:

-Description(not too long or i'll pimp slap you)
-Cat (it would dope if the cat is acting in a weird manner)
-it can even be a Eulogy

So this would be my very first post for "Kets in Act", lets appreciate these gangstas!

Name- Yellow Ket(Literally)
Location-Masalam(S.Alam)

Haha, this kitten is so dope! I can't really tell whether is this natural or what cause it feels so real.
Who knows, prolly God sent down a generation of yellow kittens, this is one of them.

Thats that!

That's Whatsup !

2011-04-11T09:06:00.005+08:00

Yeahh!

I've been working on this template last night, i really need a dope design, But keep it simple.

I've tried tie dye, skittles, i liked the tie dye, it looks dope but its quite quite porak poranda. Reject.

Currently i just woke up and, my head is spinning,and i had 2 peanuts that i left under my pillow (Aiman gave it to me lastnite)

Wanted to eat them last nite but i've brushed my teeth. I really despise the act of brushing your teeth

multiple times in a day(4times is okay but not when i am already on the bed, massive sleeping mode turnoff).

It's not really good and it hurts your gums. No, I am not talking about your

Wrigley's or Dentyne gums i am talking about gusi homes. Okay, this leads to nowhere. Good Morning

people. Practice fresh breath and keep your teeth clean. Salam

Roti Impitz-Chocolate Bubble and Hat Thug

2011-04-10T17:08:00.002+08:00

Hey whadup, this would one of those days where me and my homies would rock the Law Faculty, to be exact,
every Thursday 4-4.15pm, a gap, waiting for Ustaz.

Hotdog/Blackpepper/cheese/-RM 2.50
Chocolate Bubble Shake/Mocha/Cappucinno-Rm3.00

Again, i don't really appreciate Bubble drinks cause, its just natural, its me. However, again, this changed
my perception towards Bubble drinks. Even my lecturer Dr. Azni gave props to the drink. Haha. Well i have
to say that it is not really that good, but if you have been through a rough day, classes from 8am-6pm, this really hits the spot.
Of course, along with the Hot Thug aka Hot Dog( nothin special bout the dogs, the buns are soft though)
. It's just my way of enunciation really. DONE!

Food for Thought- Sticks in the hallway

2011-03-27T20:32:00.007+08:00

Nuggets/Fishballs/Sausage/Crab Sticks on Sticks

What the shit is this doing on the floor? Teratai 5, level 6 to be exact! Somewhere around the corner of the toilet!

In addition to that, why is this happening in Malaysia instead of Haiti or Bosnia or countries that are facing poverty.

Sick shit.

Sticksontheflooraintshit.

*So basically, food for thought would be a post about food that ain't suppose to be where it is currently at. Cunfusinz.

Eaun Tong Kedai Kopi- Perlis(Back in the Dayz)

2011-03-24T13:33:00.012+08:00

I would like to break it down back to memory lane.

The days where me and my homies would have breakfast like every day. Recording Underground shit and such.
Shout out to my niggaz Irwan, Don, Naim, Yana, Ain & Thane. Good shit i must say.

Rodi Telur(Roti Telur)
Price=RM 1.80 per set(can't remember)

The first time that i had this kind of Bfast was in Penang, the place is called Celah. Literally because its in the middle of the 2 shops. I have to say it was quite sick! They would use charcoal to toast the bread. However, that is Celah, this is Eang Tong.

So basically Eang Tong is an oldschool kopitiam. The place where my dad would hangout. Sick place. Anyway about the
kopitiam, Uncle(the chef) would toast the bread by using an oldschool toaster, i am talking about the 1980's!
The bread that he uses is thick, but not that thick, so the thickness is quite perfect.
The egg is also perfect because that is the prominent part! You can't just boil it, it requires skill cause sometimes the egg might be too hard and sometimes too runny, so we don't want that, at least i dont. And i promise you, if you have ever ate something like "Egg on Toast" from Pak Li or Old Town, those are the shitty egg on toast! You have to try this one, which is located in Kangar, Perlis! Represent!

KFC-Toasted Pocketful & Eggtarts

2011-03-23T21:24:00.006+08:00

So this is my recent discover, KFC Toasted Pocketful & Eggtarts.

I am still not sure of the specific name for the Toasted Pocketful, cause it sounded weird.

Toasted Pocketful
Price= RM 10.10(set)

In my opinion i would say the actual look basically didn't turn me on, in a eating manner kind of way.
The first bite was also not that great, same goes to the next bite and the other. I would say that, things
get juicier when you get into the middle part of it. Oh i forgot to mention that, there's chicken's thigh,
chicken bacon(quite chewy) & corns. Benar, jagung. I recommend that you better grab a Zinger Burger. NUFF SAID!

Eggtarts
Price=RM 1.80 each

Basically i am not a fan of. Props to Cuna and her hand(in the pic) for introducing me to this kind of food.
Anyway, i still find it weird to eat egg with "bakery" all over it.
But this one somehow changed my perception. ITS IT SWEET!! It tastes like
croissant with sweet eggs! It didn't even taste like egg! Sorry for the exaggeration,
it does taste like egg, but i promise you, this is a good one! Like first time watching softcorepornation.

Thank you!

Korea blog

2011-03-23T21:22:00.001+08:00

I am still on a hiatus regarding my Korea trip, haha.

Walau apa pon, i have got it done, 98% to be exact.

I need to edit certain stuffs. I will post the link later

Thanks.

"Intro for 8 days in Koreahh!"

2010-12-16T17:30:00.003+08:00

Me
Abg Au aka Haraboji

2 Kangaq kids in Seoul

So whatup, i just got home, PERLIS. I miss this my hood! However, i do miss Seoul lots2. I can't wait to go there again. That is a promise to myself. I am thinking about furthering my masters in korea, business/marketing of course. So, basically, this is an intro for my "8 days in KOREAHH entry" , i am unable to proceed since it is almost 3 am, and tomorrow i am going to meet up with Abg Au, to talked about some stuffs which he wanted to keep it as a secret for the moment. So okay, i'll post another entry about my first day in Korea tomorrow, thanks niggaz!

Assignment! Singular word brahh

2010-10-18T04:48:00.002+08:00

Holy shit its 4.50 am, and i am still up doing this assignment. Pretty much

this spend i feel like i am a IT student, not a language student and whatnot.\

I am really wasted and basically i feel like I am wasting my energy posting this shit

up. Later. Take Care. Gotta catch some Zs niggas.

Rezerektahh

2010-10-15T05:07:00.003+08:00

Hey whatsup people and parents.
Man, I think it is quite some time that i have left this dusty old blog.
So okay whatever, now i am in Part 3, LGB3C, it stands for Akademi Pengajian Bahasa.
So i have just finished my assignment, mann, it was pretty crazy.
5 pages, full of pragmatics niggas. I've been working on it with Kd and Aiman
from 10pm till 5am. Students' life nigga. At times like this, i feel like wearing
one of those Student's Life tshirt. haha wack shit.
Anyway, tomorrow is Cuna's big day,DRAMA Day.
Hmm, any updates about me? I've started a new hobby for like the last 3 months, skating.
Unfortunately had to pause for awhile since there are tons of assignments sodomizing me and my crew. You know, it doesn't feel good when you're doing something you enjoy while at the back of your head your head can't stop thinking about your assignments. Well again, give me one of those Student's Life tshirt man haha.
So i guess, that is it. Pento good luck for tomorrow.love you.
And congrats to my nigga Dment winning the freestyle battle. Stay fresh niggas.

Peace.

painterscat

2010-01-31T00:05:00.005+08:00

At last, i granted Motty's wish which is.......Painting aka bombing aka whatever..
The outcome was not that bad, i think she' is better than me compared to my first time.
haha, anyway, it was fun. tho the weather is hot. Hope we can do it again FET KET.

What do u want me to do ?

2010-01-27T23:31:00.003+08:00

Salam, so hey, this time, let me ask u something.

What do u want me to do? i don't care whatever it is, i'll do it, but of course u have to pay me.
i won't charge u that high tho. But, i got a certificate in typing and stuff, thats my specialty.

0175775027 holla at me thanks

Muiz Roslin

2010-01-23T11:02:00.004+08:00

Salam. This time is about my late homey, Muiz Roslin.

Sup dude, haha, sometimes i get emo when i think about you. like rite now. But thats
not what this post is all about. I'm just reminiscing about the stuff that we used to do.
Calling you Clay Aiken was funny and u and ur lame jokes was not funny but it was the lame part, that was the joke i guess haha, and thanks for understanding me, its just for fun, nothing serious.
And yeah, im glad that Me, Apek n Kd brought u to Mid Valley, u told us it was ur first time going out to Mall
with your friends rite? And i'm proud and honored to do that. And btw dude, ur tag up in Midvalley is still there,
remember u used my marker. Lot of memories bro. Alrite, i think that's it, may u rest in peace. Al-Fatihah.
I miss u man.

Suddenly

2010-01-23T03:27:00.002+08:00

Salam, Wahsap !!WHAT IS UP ! what it do! so sudden eh...

hehe, anyway, let me write my current report..

Zarif Ismail, 2nd sem, Degree in Linguistic, Uitm

So, thats whats sup.. Last sem result? That ain't something thats up..

but it's ok, it's a learning experience to me. This sem is going to be different,

less play.. alrite, more play and more educated stuff. (Btw, i posted my Scooter aka Morgan, so F u haters) haha. Effin random. Anyway, today is DMent's birthday,Dment and Birthday ? sounds manja u Fhead. haha.. anyway, happy birth day to u. And, i think thats it, and btw, I have to repeat Kesat. What a beach. Hopefully everything goes well this sem and this year. Any my relationship with FAT CAT would grow better day by day. Hmm, any new shit? i have a pair of TK Society and again F U haters haha..damn, im out of words of wisdom. So thats it, kali ni, i janji, i will ke my blog updated faggots. Alrite that is it. EASAYHHHHH..

TOday IS the BEST DAY!!!!!

2009-09-12T18:43:00.002+08:00

destination: Masjid India..

Looking for hemi the matty cat's baju raya..

It was fun.

ok.motty cat marah

mini nak beranak, die cari tempat nak beranak

2009-06-20T19:10:00.002+08:00

Actually, i got insurance from upu and profesional inggeris from uitm..

So yeah, puncak perdana..a pile of shit chillin there..

but, what it do yo!

I'm gonna see my hemi cat still!

insurance in your face!

2009-06-19T17:36:00.002+08:00

Yeah whatsup2...
yup, upu shit...
Im still in Uitm..

DIFFERENT COURSE THO......

INSURANCE YO!

hemi cat got b ed...she's terer yo

what tha deal..haha

SUPERCOVEN INTERNATIONAL GOONS

2009-05-31T23:59:00.003+08:00

YO!THIS WORDS COME PERSONALLY FROM MITCH SUPERCOVEN FORMER NAME GORETEX OF NON PHIXION!!

MY ICON WEYH!IN MUSIC I MEAN..DAMN

Mitch

you been to my myspace

11:32pmZarif

yeah..

supercoven in process and the other one rite..ur old page

11:32pmMitch

yeah

what city do you live in?

11:33pmZarif

malaysia

11:33pmMitch

cool

11:33pmZarif

asian man..hehe

11:33pmMitch

nice

11:34pmZarif

why?

11:36pmZarif

hey..is it lupita d'alessio or sumthin?

11:36pmMitch

have you seen my cd there for sale?

11:37pmZarif

oh malaysia

no man..sorry

not that much underground shit..but mostly they know non phixion i guess

11:38pmMitch

are there stores there that sell rap music

11:39pmZarif

yeah...there is..a few..like sum graff store and hip hop related store

11:39pmMitch

when the cd is out lemme know i can hook you up

11:40pmZarif

for real?u mean when ur cd is out?

11:40pmMitch

november

or december

11:41pmZarif

alrite2...u wanna sell ur cds here?

11:41pmMitch

yeah

a few

11:41pmZarif

oh alrite man

sure2...

i'll help u out man..

11:41pmMitch

cool

i have to get the name out

it will help

11:42pmZarif

alrite man...plus they should know about supercoven dude...for real

11:44pmZarif

btw i was the dude who was asking about that collabo in myspace..

11:44pmMitch

which?

11:45pmZarif

zarif..ajall..remember?

11:45pmMitch

i dont lol i do a lot of collabs ya know?..ive been busy..lol

what price did i give you?

11:45pmZarif

hehe..last time i asked u..it was *

but that was long time ago i think

its cool man..u got lots to handle

11:46pmMitch

i can do it cheaper for you if you wanted to

11:47pmZarif

still hustling for cash man..im stil a student hehe...

how much would it be neway?

11:47pmMitch

mmm now i can maybe do it for *

but i usually get more

11:48pmZarif

convert to malaysia its *

still i gotta do sum savings man..

thanks tho..but one day i will do a song with u

11:49pmMitch

how about *?

lol

11:50pmZarif

hehe...dats really nice of u man..i only got lik * still a long run man..

11:50pmMitch

lol

its not far of a run

lemme know at some point if you have it

we can dio it

11:51pmZarif

alrite man..thanks a lot dude..mad respects..

11:51pmMitch

df man

11:51pmZarif

i will...remember my name man..zarif or AJALL..haha

11:51pmMitch

ok lol

-_-(i got sumthin to say)

2009-05-17T03:26:00.002+08:00

I love IzyanHusna aka Hemi cat

:))))))

It's been a long time...

2009-04-17T10:34:00.002+08:00

U know what, so i today i woke up early again and went to the fac. I got an appointment with this doc regarding my course and shiet..so yeah, gotta do what i gotta do...hmm..haha, so here i am, at the INTEC library cc..NERDS... EVERYWHERE!!ahaha kiddin yo! what? u wanna say sumthin!?u wanna say sumthin beach! haaa....neway, after reading my old post and previous shiet...haha man i've been thru a lot..and im glad that i wrote all dat memories here man...especially the time with my friends and guitars and shiet...and suddenly BAM!i have a new life in uitm...shieeetttttt....man..life is sweet!so yeah, later i got to go and meet my hunny and sec 2..she's waiting for me at the cc...aku cinta pada mu sampai mati..haha...anway,yup actually we're supposed to, i mean the whole class, there was supposed to be a writing class..we did our essay, and dc hanim wants to see it...then suddenly she canceled it...so idk...im cool..we cool...but it's pretty cool here in intec!...Cold AS F yo! seriyass shiett i ain't playing..there was once this nerdy boy reading freezed to death..cause of death: COLD AS F!...shiettt..hahah nahh man..so i guess i gotta bounce yo...oh and dat nite at cloth n clef..it was decent...triniti rock that shit, blow dat shiet and we knocked dat shiet!eat shiet!AJALL says....haha u know, we rocked it baphomet style...i forgot half of my verse...thats pretty fucked up...okok...AJALL promise...no forgotten shiet..ok?but yeah, im proud to represent triniti and perlis...we're the only bitches who combine metal and hip hop in malaysia yo!one of the first i guess..hahah...ok cooll..im cool...u cool?but still, the INTEC library is cooler brah..u hav to admit that brah...u better use ur puma brah..u know why puma?cause Ajall is rocking that new high cut shiet first round sketch!thanks to JAH...hahaha..nah man..oh speaking of JAH...my hunny owes me eh rasta beanie in crazeecausa...i tak lupe ok..i want dat beanie..u belanje...so thats it for now...now bdak class b ni buat kalut dah tanya ada class ka tak...u know what...im going to hang myself to death..heyy...i feel typing too...damn im good at this shiet...i mean, all this typing stuff..thanks to cikgu hashim, he tot me how to type fast and the right way of typing ..u the man hashim!hahah hanya bergurau cikgu hashim, ianya hanya gurauan ...haha...later yo!

sambai = cili

2009-02-23T22:52:00.000+08:00

F word...
haha, whatsup whats bad whats good homey!
my nose is on the run currently..(runny nose)
damn, but its cool, my dear Izyanhusna is taking care of me..
hehe, thanks syg,..Syukur we're together..
anyway, yup, nothin much, haritu went to eat chilis with sygku..
hoi! gempak seyh! New York Strip, n that Lamb Shoulder..
don't mess around homey...that shiet is the shiet bitch!beyuttcchhhhhh!
haha mmg sdap tahap kata2 kesat..haha
man, seriously i miss the garlic bread, potatoes..man..and of course, the damn STeak!!
i keep it pretty bloody, so it makes the shiet go shiettier..u know what i mean?haha
i wish uitm supplies that kind of shiet, but still,it would be cool if i get to eat dat errday..naiss
laterrrrrr

We cool?

2009-02-13T16:22:00.002+08:00

Yeah, we are...haha, nahh, cant think of a title so..whatever...anyway..life is beautiful..
yup..so is Cunarudin..hehe...i love u btw..anyway..again, lama tak blog..pretty busy these past few days, chillling here and there..sometimes u'll just meet me at some place out of nowhere..haha
how random but cool...anyway, yup life is beautiful...not my pocket tho, i gotta save some money..Gotta start eating at that stall near sec 2...Abg kal call it Nasik Kucing..haha..cause last time he went there, there was a dead cat in front of the stall, and its freaking dead! Eventho it might sound disgusting, but its not, and its freaking cheap..tell me where can you guys get this, Nasi putih, ikan keli, lots of sayoq(veges),and chicken, and whatever shits that u want to eat for only Rm 3?maybe Rm 4, but i can say that, it's under Rm 5...haaa...Use your brain homeh and Fags! What chu wanna say bout dat?beeeyuuttcchhhh....what the hell, why am i so excited about this stall anyway?it ain't my stall, i aint getting the profits...-_-'...whatever..
in conclusion..i'm out!..oh...latahhhhhh

Bom Tangan Di Sheltah!

2009-01-30T01:32:00.002+08:00

Apakah ini? Sejenis Flyer? Eh2, Triniti dari perlis, and we keep it horrorcore homeh!

Come on or get Cum! Chika chika yeah triniti triniti!

Again..The Kult Of ABCs is aliveee!!!!

2009-01-28T03:55:00.004+08:00

After for quite sometime on the internet, i kept on viewing on this blog, and that blog..

laughed at it, spit at it, pimp slap it...whatever i'm saying... The thing is..yeahhh im back to blogging yo!
Sumpah lama gila tak write...A lot of stuff that i've been thru, from good times to bad times..
Love story...Izyanhusna..she's my angel..2nd semester, yup2..Tesl of course still, no new faces..same old same old
same quantity of homo-sapiens, nothing less...adoi...man i miss blogging seyhhh...seyhhh!!!
hehe btw, here are some pics...u know what they say, pics describe 1000 words or shiet like that..sumpah tak igt..u know,when you got more pics the present of words became scarce, sprinkle some sleepiness on top of it.. then u know how it is...

Mira's birthday-class b

TeamMate-Back From Indon

Love Story! YAY!

tgk sudahhh

2008-11-16T21:31:00.002+08:00

performin on and on and on and on

2008-11-14T16:47:00.000+08:00

Yea whadup faggots...
The horrorcore group Triniti will be performing
for the kl hip hop fest....3.00pm-6.00
this saturday...Modesto's hartamas beyutcchhh

rm 55

sup homos

2008-10-23T14:04:00.004+08:00

Yea, whatsup homos.. its been a long time since ramdan sudaaaa....anyway, yeah, life is good..
life is good when u got kissed by didi, a gay kid on the cheek...NOTTTT!!!...sumpah im not gay, i was just
talking to haries homo but no homo.. hahah kiddin man.. anyway, yeah was just talking then didi...
kissed me on the cheek...dats gay man.. holy hell... but thank you god... there's no erection or anything
dat means...i dig girls!!!seriously, didi, if u want to see your reproductive system stuffing in your mouth in a one fine morning...do that again... yeahh!!!! but f dat...anyway, final exam is next week, yeah.. sweat on my balls
as i see the calendar....hope it will be all good..just finished my malaysian studies assg...curse you
big time malaysian studies...holy hell...CURSE YOU BIG BIG TIME!!... 2000 words...however i manage to handle it, plagiarism is the key my fellow friends and homos...plagiarism.... you see, writing for a long time can make ur life sucks...i know... it sucks big time..some of ur friends might be watching pornos and whatnot, you're the one who'll be typing n stuff... that is so gay... rite?
just agree with me, its gay..so i repeat... plagiarism is the key to your b ed tesl...later! hope mr.shah ain't checking my blog eh..

tears on my sayangku(F310)...

2008-10-19T14:25:00.003+08:00

i was on the phone last few nites...
then i went out, suddenly i heard one of the music students
played a electric guitar...tanpa disedari..tears roll over my cheek
sumpah tak tipu i miss my sayangku, my guitar...
F310...rindu sangat!!!!!!!!its been a long time!!!4 fooking months!!!
damn.....i love u and miss u!! i hope im not overreacting..-_-'
this is a picture of her btw...

Ramdan Seyh!

2008-09-11T12:56:00.002+08:00

Hey ho!!!whadup2..it's been so freaking lama i haven't write stuff..
but whatever, shiett its already like 10 days kot we all fast rite?
i mean for the muslims, and for the non muslims its cool tho..if u guys wanna
fast just go ahead, like my christian friend, he fast for the first day, then the 2nd day he convert to a muslim...hahaha...fokain A!nah man, kidding..no racial shiet aite?or religion emo stuff whatever..but anyway, yeah, pasar ramdan is like so seblah my kolej..turun kona kanan sudahh..dey got nasik lemak, kasi letak ayam gulai like and kacang lebeyh sumpah sedap tak tipu..other than that, since im done with my malaysian studies presentation shiet my life doesn't sucks dah...its heaven...oh yeah..forgot to mention about the air anggur aka grape juice..sumpah sedap..its like sour then sweet then sour again...man...i cant wait lah nak buka posa...and back to work..assignments are like right behind my ass..waiting for the sodomy thingy..hahah...what i mean is, there's like tonnes of assignment waiting for me...lepas tu raya...haha
alrite dudes and boobs...laterrr and sumpah i miss lagu ni...setitisetitisetitik tinta!!!sial...malas nak upload lak..later

1 week cuti...

2008-08-24T17:23:00.001+08:00

Hey whatsup mama baby mama...holy hell, what the hell am i saying
but anyway yeah, i went back to Perlis for 1 week since its the mid sem break..
it was fun..i miss my fam and whatnot....whatever...

Anyway during the holidays, yeah, went to Langkawi..it was fun...family fun i mean.
Mimi(mom)chix usually say its cute when i tell em i call my mom mimi...but whatever -_-
hahaha...anyway mimi was looking for some adventurous activities like hiking, snorkeling and whatnot
shud i say as usual???yea,as usual my dad, abah buat hal..hahah
mimi was like, eh jom naik bukit tu...abah saw the bukit and he was like...holy hell..."takpa la i tunggu kat bawah"
-_____________________________________-
u talked about cycling 28 kilos and whatnot and now u prefer to stay down there??....okayyyy..u got ur own reasons i guess..
hahah but yeah, im cool with it...still love u guys daddy-o and mimi-o...u guys are theee beeyessttt...

Anyway,now im in Shah Alam, last time i missed this damn place and now...i wanna go home...cuti cepat gla!
but whatever, i had fun so it was cool...soooo, back to class,assignments..haihhhhhh

okok later u fags!!
quote of the day :" what the freakin hell"
u guys..please watch dat vid up there..lawak siall

2008-08-03T13:13:00.002+08:00

YOU GUYS!!!!I WENT TO HEAVEN LAST NITE!!!!ITS IN MCPA!!!!Caliban performed like hell!!!!and yeah props to the
local act too!!!they freaking rock the stage!!!My favy Cassandra, REvenge..sum rock and roll shit!!!and hell yeah
it was dope.!!!we all screamed for more and they gave us 1 more!!hahah yeah,the guitar solos and what not!!
damn i am gonna miss last nite....yeah i stood on the stage!!man it was cool as shiet!!!!damnit...wanted to crowd surf but
im afraid that i might lose my phone and wallet so, just chill down there...hahah...i touched caliban's vocalist!!!!!!!holly molly it was decent and cool!!!caliban is like the greatest shiet ever...and FYI this is my first metalcore show i've been to...
damn despite the sweaty situation and the heaty situation...its still heaven!!!!hahah..anyway,later u guys..
im getting lazy dah...holler!!!

Uitm..yeah im rite thurr

2008-07-09T12:42:00.004+08:00

Yes YEs Yes...Me be at Uitm yo!And Yeah i know,ive been here for like already
2 weeks kot?i registered on 28th july and here i am...let me break it down to u guys..and gals..whatever...The Orientasi Week is WEAK as F!Serious man,i mean gotta tuck in ur shirts and shiet...24/7 slacks, i cant even wear a damn tshirt..haih...almost breakdown weyh,feels like OBS sial..and the food,gotta say it sux,but wtf its now over!!im FREE!!FREE!!!PHREE!!
Lets talk about my college which is Meranti,idk why the call it college when its like a place where the student live,idk prolly idk nothing...but holy hell,meranti is the Decent-ness college i guess..
The room,we gotta share like 6 peeps in one room,and theres toilet in the room, THANK YOU GOD!!but the sucky part is the shitting part...Its not the sit kinda toilet bowl,its the squat type of toilet bowl, and yes i hate it but what to do..i cant hold shit like 4 or 5 months then go home and shiet...its disgusting and the shit will harden and it will only cause you problem..thats what my science teacher told me..-________-...am i disgusting or its just education??okayy...
but cmon, all the squatting part is like melenguhkan kaki okayy...haih...me mishh homee!!!
but its cool tho,i can cope with all dis shit...i mean not just the shiet part...i mean the whole thing,the university life and what not...its fun!!again not the shiet part, i mean the whole thing... -_-...but anyway,yeah class was cool, get to know a lot of people...i used to be all mute and stuff,but rite now,im playing the game yaw!!!ya yaww!!!hahah, man never thought its gonna be this fun..Talking about fun,there's a link between fun and financial...u see..when u hav a lot of fun,ur financial section will kinda like drop...nah mean?damn i need money man..but i still got money rite now..there's a lot of stuff to buy,such as Obey's bracelet,Obey's T-shirt....damn,sorry im not focusing..i mean,Dictionary,Stationary,books,Muet stuff and other "educational Stuff"...
So obviously University Students or College Students are just like those indie bands...
haha we're indie students weyh!!!whatever,i gotta do stuff like cuci baju,its not that bad..
i only send it to the laundry if its the shirt that i sayang...adoi..gotta go dah...class will be starting at 4.00 pm till 6..so later u guys...holla holla holla backk backk!!!and yeah, if i got my own laptop hell yeah imma write a lot...later!

48 hours after mafioso nite and what the hell happened today

2008-06-11T23:53:00.003+08:00

Yo whadup,first of all....ITS A CELEBRATION BEACHES......

yeah, that nite, the dinner, it was dope!

people lookin at us no doubt...hahha cam confirm sudah..hahah

but it was fun man, the food was decent,the wine was juicy...shiet..im gonna miss that nite..

Don,Ammar,Naim, i love u guys weyh...my camaradas!!damn we're dope!ahha

Anyway today went out with Yana then went to Don's, wanted to record shiet but nah...

hhhaha,went out...damn, my 1st bru went to kl..damn, we're going different ways dah

shiet..im gonna miss u man...not homo eventho ur a homo...all the things we had,all the things we shared..hahahah now thats gay..hahahh...take care weyh..the triniti will be in kl fo sure!!

so thats it...and above wud be the mafioso nite pics...enjoy....

40 minutes before Mafioso Nite....

2008-06-09T20:01:00.002+08:00

sup2 u guys..damn i can't wait..
its gonna be the real deal!!
suits,blacks,foods,and bacardi...hahah nah...just J&W..non alca"halic"
hahah..yeah, it rained just now, quite heavy but that won't kill the nite
im just sittin here..getting ready..so..later..

That Mafioso Nite, and that normal day which is today and..

2008-06-08T22:04:00.002+08:00

Tampak chun!

no not bacardi..im a musllim..okaiii.

Im not sweaty,its the effect shit..and thats alia aka eva mendez.haha

Hey Ho...whatsup pals..cousins..mamas...whoever you are..
Anyway,yeah im writin,after reading naim's blog i feel like i need to write somethin
so here i am...typing...horny thoughts are rushing in my brain but i try to ignore it
by writing blog..good job zarif..good job..anyway,where did i go?oh i know that question always pop up in your mind...those guys and gals who read my shit...awww, u all mishhyy busshhiii eh?awww...hahah fokin aye,i feel gay...hahah..but anyway,yeah.
2 weeks vacation,for the school kids it is a vacation but to me,i've been chillin for like 4 or 5 months...now dats vacation...haaa...school kids..go to school weyh..
dont do drugs...anyway, i went to kl..my cousin's..chill there for about 2 weeks eh?damn lama doh...it was hell lotta fun...then balik2 perlis tu i miss them..oh u guys..take care and i always love u my cousins(Maryam,Aliad,Nur,DAnia,Matyn)and yeah thanks auntie sabby and uc hussain...oh...but ok, back to black..im in perlis dah...last friday which is 3.6.2008 was naim's bday..then me and my camaradas will be celebrating it tomorrow nite..all dudes..gangsta theme, i mean sum american gangster shit...wines...and of course...roc boys as our theme song..celebrating it in a cafe aka Mai Cafe..that shiet is decent!but yeah, we'll snap some photos and whatnot...anyway jus now naim was like...weyh jom pi snap pic dekat track jogging tu..and i was lik.....what the f...snapping...-_-'..umm i aint a model..or the sahaja or whatever they call themselves..hahaha..no hatin man, its just to me that i prefer we go to a spot..somebody take out a camera and snap..so snap lah.. but anyway here are some pics while i was in kl...haha i dah taw camana nak letak pics okaiiii......F...HURUF BESAR F!!!!...DAMN...eh eh...dah boley upload lah..hahah umm sorry...ok enjoy them pics lah sayal...and that last pic tu im wearing my stretchy pants...they are way way way comfy seyh...thanks nur!!haha..btw...my pic in that stretchy pants mcm agak nude where the ....umm...no need to explain..sorry for dat...-_-

Normal DAy

2008-03-24T09:18:00.003+08:00

Yo whadup, sorry for the late late late late post...I was too damn lazy, man im getting lazy doh, but worry not fellow readers and faggots, thy will not neglect thy work..was it rite the thy thing?whatever....Anyway woke up about 10.00am, the received a message from Dment, he said "Wey, aku kat Mamak,Aku tau hang baru bangun and tak smayang subuh lagi kan...Mai la mamak"i was like wtf....but yo i did pray man,later we'll talk about it..Justeru, I called him to wait for me there, I brought my nasi lemak with me to the mamak stall then we had our b.fast there...Dment looked like a drug addict when he was sitting in front of the shop.....-_-'(haha I learned dis new version emoticon from Amar, thanks weyh)..Went in the shop, we ordered teh o ais, keep it light and easy in the morning he had Roti Canai and me had nasi lemak...We talked about this and that..then he said he'll be moving prolly today..After breakfast and shit, i went to the bakery store, Ain works there so cool la..hahah i grab 2 hot dog rolls for auntie shimah cause last nite i janji nak bli tapi tak keluaq huhu...Talked to Ain, sempat lagi nak mengarut walaupun tgh berlaku sesi jual beli..hahah cool!!Then i cycled home,pass the dogs,and practice with my guitar,i wont call it sayang dah la huhu..The i chatted with Abg Kal aka my bru(i mean brother from the same mother produced by the father) again.....-_-'....He showed me sum cool shit, dubstep,mixing boards and whatnot....i showed him my sayannn.....i mean my guitar...he said it looks cool..yeah it is...oh btw, Izzat was there too, he crashed here last nite..he woke up late tho..After that i pass him the laptop, then i proceed practicing with the guitar, currently i can play 7 nation Army,Ironman by Black Sabbath and Aerials by SOAD..dope???nah....yeah pretty dope..hahaha...its fun, im getting semangat to play it more and more...i practiced every hour,i mean every single hour, but no i didnt neglect my smayang and friends...if i did sorry....Anyway,lapaq, wanted to go to the bakery, but its freakin not that far but i hav to use some of my energy which will be taken from my ....glucose...ummm...takpa la, i went down, grab a plate of ayam goreng tepung,liquid asam aka air asam...But i had nescafe and roti kaya...chunnnn then i had my nasik..huhu...sembang bumbang2 kasi orang bimbang ngan auntie shimah then i went up again to practice...my fingers are waking up from the dead, i can feel their wrath when i executed the guitar hahah damn cool..then my parents arrived from penang, deyy bought a lot of shit, i mean kitchen's stuff, food,canned foods,sos and most importantly my favvy to gravvy COOKIES...YES COO TO THE MOTHAFOOKIN KIES.....eh wait, i forgot to talk about my subuh la, i mean eventho i bangun lambat but i manage to smayang jugak..how?haaaa, izat said that i can Qadar subuh even how late i woke up, so yeah i did the qadar thing and....baca la mula2 tadi....Anyway back to the home part, i'll tell u guys about the mouth watering bloody chocolatey chippy and awfully big size....I teman my mom to...hey hey hey, wait a minute, i drove the car so it means that my mom teman me to send Auntie Shimah laah, tu baru btoi...I drove, it was cool, otw way there were cops chillin beside the road i was lik, okai im dead, luckily they were just chilling....phewwww....then went home, that was where the heaven starts, i made a coffee,grab that cookies and carry up my parents luggage..Damn weyh the cookies, they got big ass chocolate chips, sumpah tak tipu weyh...dah la lembut....HOI!!!!SEDAP SAYAL!!!but wtf, its useless to tell u guys when u guys cant taste it, so it sucks to be u guys..mwahahah kiddding..lawak ja...then practiced, ...-_-..hahah yea, i land about 4 am...handling sum stuff..okai dats it i guess..holler to your mother!!!!

Oh YEAH!!!Acoustic!!!

2008-03-23T03:07:00.002+08:00

Whadup u guys, because of last nite, i woke up today about 12.00 pm, damnit, that was my first time waking up at time like that..how undiscipline..hahah..When i woke up there was only Izat, Irwan???HE went home early about 10.00 i guess, he said his father wanted his help and shit so he had to go...Anyway today, luckily Aunti Shemah is here, so she again handle all the dirtywork...i can rest!!MWAHAHAHA...After reading reviews about guitars and stuff, i decided to choos Yamaha F310, which is kinda user friendly and thats the only quality guitar in perlis...hahah But yeah, i read reviews bout it and lots of noobs said its good so okay la..About, 3.30 NAquib picked me up, and his friend was there too, we went to Yamaha, talked about this and that and BAM to THe mothafreakin BAm where the BAm would BE the Motha Of the Motha freakin BAm But bam GOt no Motha...okay....sorry...WHat im saying is i bought a guitar, and guitar picks...Thank you God of Rock for choosing me and guiding me to the rock stairs, and yes, I will follow the rock light!!!Man i felt like im a rockstar carrying that bag outside of the shop..hahah..Then We went to the bus station, Naquib's friend bougt his ticket bus and also told us about sumthin...He said that he saw a girl in the bus, scratching her leg...No its not normal cause she puts her leg next to the window(she folded her pants till the knee level, and scratched it like crazy while her leg was like melekat dekat tingkap tuh)-_-....nice move gal...what the hell were u thinkin...but wtf, we all went to Juliana and ate there, im not sure what Juliana edition it was, cause they got like 3 Julianas i guess, so mine prolly the 1st,2nd or 3rd edition..I had Nasi Goreng and milo habuk...they had the same thing except for the drinks they had teh ais,milo ais and limau ais...yeah,add 1 more dude on the table, his name is Apit or sumthin...huhuTHen walked to The Store, saw sum chicks, idk, prolly whore prolly not...who cares...then went to Apit's house, i played my Sayang aka guitar there, yeah they helped me fo sure, caterpillar,chords and shit...u dont know what am i talkin about?then the god of rock doesnt want u..hahah jokin...go la baca2..huhu...neway went home, i started to goreng my sayang, man its fun,caterpillar is cool for a noob..hahah..yeah and Izzat & Irwan were here, chillin as usual....I kept on playing my guitar, practice bru practice...then about 12.00 went out, to grab burger, Irwan went home cause hes a fag..curse u man!!!had burger, then back home keep on practicing..and now here i am..sleepy as f so, holler aite....

2008-03-22T04:02:00.003+08:00

AY yo whadup you guys, man, its 4.05 am rite now man, and im still up here writin my blog and shit..For who?for the sake of you guys lah, so thoes yg baca yeah ya'll the best, love u all..haha..Anyway today was different, i woke up and started to clean the house and shit, normal stuff lah, making the bed,washing dishes and lain2..Lunch was okay, luckily there was daging bakar, so instead of eating yesterday's Asam pedas which looked pretty messed up...yeah, my mom asked me to reheat the thing so thats what i did, but when i scoop the thing it was slimy, idk whether its me or the asam pedas...Because of me not sure whats up with the asam pedas, i didnt touch it, i had Daging BAkar and sambal, irwan made it..haha Yeah!!My boi!!Anyway after dat when to masjid, hari jumaat doh, and then back home..Man i forgot, Just now i drove back home from masjid and yes abah was rite beside me just now..He tested me and gave me a B..okaii, i think i shud get A for that cause i can drive better than him...dont believe me?well, last time my dad ran over a kitten and he was like "ish, kesian la kucing tu..."i was like....haaaaa...
But whatever, then back home, checkout some guitar vids, im getting the flow, all i need is Naquib to show me which shit shud i get and BAM grab me self a guitar...About 6, my parents pushed off to Penang, kenduri stuff, u know la oldies..hahah..I went to Mamak, had my dinner so this time it was Mamak Style la...My combination wud be Ayam Goreng,Telur Rebus and papedom!!hahah yeah, dis time kena makan nasik harga practical dan ekonomi la since parents takdak and hell now im not using my money okaii...hahahyeah not forgetting teh ais..manis doh...THen i went to Don's house, checkout some beats and shit,he also wanted to show me a magic trick,he took a fly and put it in the freezer, then he took it out....and thats it...wtf??what a fag..anyway he's moving out prolly tomorrow...why?its the bitch ass politics of course, damnit...now its gonna be hard to chill and record..haih....gonna miss u bru.. its not the gay way la damnit...Anyway, walked home alone about 10.00, headin to my house,Irwan and Izzat were there, They'll be crashing at my house.. its the dudes time....When the girls are away the boys play....hahahhahaha damn sumpah gay!!!dats like a porno movie title or sumthing..hahah shit...NAh we talked about ghost stories and shit, really freaked me out...anyway its getting late doh, now dah 4.20 am....haih so later la u guys...holler!!!

New Shit, busy day...

2008-03-21T01:12:00.003+08:00

Ya yaw, so fags?whats up?hahah, okai,Dis mowning i woke up late, and yeah, its the Maulidur Rasul day so schools are off..im not a school boy, but whatever lah,My dad was like, siap, lets go and have our lunch in Padang Besar, the whole family. We went to Padang Besar the one yang Thailand's side, not the perlis Pdg Besar..On our way there, i was talking to Oyen la bout headsets and shit, the headset that im using now is his which i accidentally almost patahkan the left headphone..I didnt mention anything about it, that shit was hanging so it was like, if you dont know that its almost broken, and you handle it roughly of course it will patah..And, to me its my lucky day,Cause Oyen handled that headphone roughly and patahkan dat thing...mwahahah, so basically its not my fault la, eventho i might be the main cause for making it almost patah but clearly he broke it so it was his fault rite?agree?and yea,i didnt have to pay for dat, cause its not my fault....wahahah..yeay..anyway...The thailand's side got the real shit, i mean food...The soup is heat!!!decent,okok no Ikan Keli,Milo Habuk, or Bandung Cincau buttttt there was my favvy dish! Sayur dan mangga campur kacang aka Yamamuang and not forgetting ayam goreng...thats the shit!!oh yeah, Kailan too...I tambah nasik so, it means that i had about 2 plates of rice...And i end up my meal with Teh Ais, Wuhoooo, shit is easy....got my stomach fly with ease..hahah...After all the food, we walked here and there, it was hot, hot chix?no i cant see em...I think the one i saw near the Karaoke place were hookers i guess, and man, those hookers aka grannies are old!!!And one of them even got a tatoo on her breast, i was like...umm,granny go cover yourself and remove that tatoo on that falling boobs...hookers,wtf,get a life lah, go and work somewhere else, how the hell do u guys see urself in the future...you have a son and still ur a hooker...BAD IDEA...and i also saw this dude, he came from the karaoke place i guess, i looked at him and i saw that his fly was unzipped and straight goes to my mind, yeah he got laid just now..ahahah,idk huhu...then me and oyen keep on walking circle around that place, then went to their 7 11 store, it was better than here, the smell was nice, so flowerry..and they got loads of stuff, all you have to do is, go,grab,pay...thats it...I bought a cool lookin pepsi hahah and oyen bought an ice cream...the not fun part was i had to pay for it,abah didnt give him the money...-_-..And here's another fun part, he tot the ice cream was grape but actually its yam...so the damn thing ended in the bin...curse you!!!wasting my money!!!then we walked again, i was lookin for a music store and shit, stuff that caught my eyes were hookers,a mom holding her naked baby outdoor!!!what the hell?i saw the baby's asshhooooo....yuck way too disguting to say..i think she let her son shit outdoor..i can tell by the way she holds the baby and i think i saw a few shit on the floor...man..nice move lady!Luckily i had my lunch awal2 lagi...After that we went to Padang Besar, the perlis's side...nothing much, i went to this army store kinda like...cant find nothing...Then i went to my dad, he was at this bicycle store and he said something cool..haha...they were talking about bicyles and stuff, its gud cause its an exercise and shit..my dad said "Saya skarang boley kayuh 15 kilo, dulu tak boley pon"i was like where did that come from?The dude didnt ask anything bout the boley tak boley part...hahah but it was funny la..hahah..otw home, i was like, i think i want to play guitar and shit, making decisions and stuff and decided yeah, i want to do it!!!After dat that evening, i went to Yamaha music store with my mom...who drove?i drove the car of course...bought a book about chords and shit, then talked to the owner about what guitar shud i get, he said Yamaha, cost bout 300 over, then I seeked for Naquib's help...shud i get it or not?he said prolly the dude want to chong me, so later i'll go with him then we'll see whatsup...hey da damn battery is getting low la, damn curse u battery...i think dis is it....wait i'll ringkaskan the whole thing....drove the car,home,eat,blog,now sleep..wuwuw bye2 niggas!!

I hate driving...

2008-03-20T00:05:00.006+08:00

Today.... broke a record...no need to know, didnt smayng subuh...-_- BAD ZARIF!!Mimi woke me up, about 6.50, i went to the toilet, kencing then terus sambung tido...umm but anyway lets talk about sumthing else,i woke up balik about9.30 am, Mimi asked me to drive her to Repoh,Arau and shit...She got to run her errands and im the driver...illegal driver,but i can drive lah..Yeah Irwan was there too no question..But before all the driving shit, My dad ajak we all makan at POKOK SAWA!!!Like always i went there,I grab my FAVVY Ikan Keli Goreng(sumpah tak tipu ianya terbaik),Ayam goreng(chunnest!!) and mangga dan kacang aka Yamamuang...hahah i know its a dumb name, actually i tot i was just a joke,cause my bro always tell lots of stupid yet funny names,so i tot Yamamuang was one of them jokes lah, tengok2 ada betoi.. -_- ...apa2 la...as long as it is sedap i'll bite...n of course bandung mix cincau...hoi!!!lapar doh thinkin bout all dis food malam2 ni...haih..But anyway yeah, we had our lunch there, Abah,mimi,and abah's friend and irwan...My Dad was talking to irwan, complaining about Irwan's dad not cooking and stuff...ummm Abah, when did you cook for us?that question popped in my head....hahah no la, he did cooked for us haritu..but whatever it was all fun and jokes..After eating and stuff, i wanted to pick up don but he didnt mandi lagi, so its cool la...plus Dment got grounded,hahah dude i tot ur a Demon, how the hell can u get grounded??thats a big question..Proceed the day chilling wit my dad and his friend and mimi and Irwan..i helped him photostat his ic,then post a letter for my mom then straight home.And then we all went home, I tot irwan takdak rumah tengok2 dia cakap dia nak balik rumah dah, dia cakap dia letih..hahah..chill bro...lawk ja..yea he did went home...So there were me and mimi, like i said before, i helped my mom driving her from here to there...i said i hate driving, but deeply nah, i love driving..its just that its testing me...hahah whatever lah, after all the errands,i went to Don's,plan nak record the guitar part and shit, but the Amp is not with Naquib so hopefully sangat2 tomorrow morning jadi la record..i miss that metal shit..hehe..Instead of recording just now, we went to Naquib's friend punya burger stall, me and don had 2 special meaty burger, it was the shit!!!i drank MILO HABUK...eplain please?sure...MILO HABUK is milo with the milo's habuk on top of it..U buat a glass of Milo and sprinkle the Milo's habuk on top of the drink, its decent yo!!Don?well no need to ask, like always he had his Cogniac, 2 shots rite my man?hahaha,nah just ice lemon tea...Then chilled there agak lama la, Don was talking to me about this school girl(she was there)damn fag keep asking me why i dont like her, i told him la, dia tak menepati cita rasa yg i want...hahah then i asked him lak, what about u?then ya la, then shit head talked shit..hahaha...after then went home, i slept after smayang isyak then irwan came...heran doh, setiap kali aku bangun mesti irwan dok buat kacau..haih...irwan oi!!!haha..Pastu yeah he came, talk dis and dat,Yana called, irwan buat ramai cam sayal, then dia balik...so...okay i guess thats it..holler at cha boi!

No Metal Today!!!DAMNit!!

2008-03-18T00:25:00.004+08:00

Im carvin a carcass, im a....hey..sup, sorry u guys, i was so into Circle of Tyrants past few days and weeks. They show me happiness and new ideas...yey!!hehe..Anyway today i woke up about 6.30..u know who woke me up?it was my mom, and yeah you help me too la u damn slow ass alarm phone..but whatever, after smayang i proceed with my hibernation for 2 hours..U know y i woke up at 8.30??my mom aka mimi is the answer...i was sleeping then suddenly, ZARIF!ZARIF!TOLONG ONLINE LAP TOP ABG KAL NAK CALL!..of course la i was like...haaaaa??hmmmm....okayyyyyy..mana lap top??sumpah tak ready doh, letey2 and pagi2 lagi lak tu..huhu but i dont mind, she's my mum..love u mi!!ANyway, yeah irwan!!damn u irwan, mentang2 dapat phone baru kalut nak boh lagu la pa la..U know, after about 10 minutes my mum left la the laptop there, so i proceed with my hibernation process, suddenly Irwan called me, for god sake it's still early in the morning!!!he said, "wey hg dok tido lagi ka?aku nak letak lagu kat phone aku, tapi kalau hg tdo lagi tak kisah la"..then i was like....call me later, kay holler..then again, he text me about 9.00am...9.00 freakin am!!!oh god, am i a robot?he texted me"wey mohd, hang tak bangun lagi ka?bangun2..shit like dat"..i was like, read,drop the phone,hibernate...but wait!!!irwan called me again, then i was like..wtf...u know what, kalau camni bangun terus ja la...hahah..yeah thats what i did..plus i need to go to my school today to take my SPM stuff, and yeah thats what i did..My class mate Ikien picked me and irwan up then we bounce to school..nothin much happened there..We had our lunch at pokok sawa, sumpah terbaik!ikan keli goreng!ayam goreng!mangga dan kacang dan sayur(i forgot the name)!and bandung cincau!!terbaik doh!..okay kenyang then went to deal with my business then straight home..Irwan followed me home, he wanted to transfer songs and shit into his handphone, what a problem child..hahah chill my man!Then after that, i tot today will be another metal day, unfortunately, Don cancel the recording session....NOOOOOO!!!!!!!after that i know sumthing bad will happen,i'll be torment by boredom, but luckily, my bro wanted to cut his hair and i wanted to cut my hair too so yey!!!at least i got something to do kan??and i drove the car just now, how cool kan?tak la, im used to it...maybe noobs would say its fun.....but i gotta admit its fun...okay end of driving story...Mimi,me and Yend arrived home bout 6.30...i smyang asar then terus land, sumpah letey tak tipu!!texted yana then terus tido, bgn ada msg lak, replied, then tdo lagi..haha..tapi tidur anak2..la...bout 7.30 i woke up...makan2, smayang...guess who called me??IRWAN!!!ada saja la dia tu, haih....dis time he said he wanted to chill at my house, i replied its all gudd...and yeah, he came to my house...then bout 10.30,i had a grumble in my belly, i am r. kelly...hahah nah, lapar lak, so me and irwan walked to Bang D kalut's burger, grab special shit and nyum3!!!haha, then i met Wan, my old pal, we chilled,and talked shit,and guess what irwan did?weyh, mai phone hang wan, aku nak transfer lagu sat....-_-....irwan brenti sat, orang len pon ada phone gak...haih...tak habis2 dikwan ni oii!!!whatever la, then we tagged along with wan, he drove us aroung the stadium,tgk2 kot2 ada orang bercumbu kan?..hahaha cam sial...unfortunately,takdak..then went home la..irwan cam sayal, cakap nak land at my house, nak men game hantu sama2..tengok tak jadi...f la...i dont mind la,i hate that game anyway...Then, i called Yana wished her Happy Birthday,she's 18 and getting old...then im blogging sudah...okai thats it..bye2 ya fags!!

Sunday yg agak seronok.yey!!

2008-03-17T01:57:00.001+08:00

Heylow, today i woke up at 9.30..subuh?-_-...blame my phone la the damn alarm didnt help me at all..The tone was Necrotura-COT,it was suppose to be something heavy that would wake anyone but damn it,it didnt wake me up..curse u phone!!Today i helped my mom wash the dish cause bibik balik ke indon sudah...gua pulak kena buat sudah..ahah,boley la its not that hard..but i hate hanging clothes tho!!!it sucks big time...not small time big time...whatever,i didnt have to do dat today..lunch i had beef stew, feels like im in prison...just rice and soup,but bersyukur la dow, org len ada yg makan rumput...gua makan tu pon chun gak la..huhu..yea, went to don's house and it was decent and metal as hell!!Naquib really knows how to play his guitar, he was sick as fook...f double o k...fook..damn, he got my eyes filled with tears of joy when he hit that distortion shit....ay!!not gay shit, its the guitar that makes my eyes filled with tears of joy.Sumpah it was sick!!So we talked business just now, he'll be working in my ep,i mean the whole thing will be Black Heavy Metal shit..how sick is dat?So, sorry Dment i have to kick you out of my project cause u didnt contribute any shit...hahah nah joking, that fag helped me a lot, drums and shit..rite my man?yeah, later i'll belanja u bacardi kay?or cogniac?up to u la, i tot ur a muslim?hahah jokin man,anyway after sum eyes filled with water shit we went to grab some food, naquib drove the car, the burger was decent!!terbaik fo sure...and yeah, dment went to 7 11 then he wanted to grab a Mars, mamat cashier dah tag dah, then dment cancel cause hes out of money, and then that mamat was like...-_-..geleng kepala...f u la cashier...dah tak jadi bli tak payah la buat muka, lempang kot!!hahaha dment, went out of the shop smiling...it was a gay kinda smile...we ate a don's then went home...then i went out again to meet irwan at mamak, then don was there too...we talked then went to top up...irwan found rm 50 in his room so he used that money to buy a sony ericsson speaker cost bout 50 ringgit..smart!!!hahaha,then home again, i mandi pukul 1.30am just now, damn cold!!but whatever, im fresh dah...haha ok la, later,im hoping for more metal shit tomorrow so holler...

Hari sabtu yg muram...-_-

2008-03-16T14:39:00.000+08:00

SUp sup sup today i woke up kol 7.30, tak kisah i went to take my wuduk terus smayang subuh sebab pass 2 days i tinggal dah subuh 2 kali..huhu..anyway today yana,ain,irwan and i planned to go to uitm to checkout some courses and shit. But as usual,Yana was late lik 1 hour!!!cakap kol 11 tba2 kol 12 baru sampai...-_-..anyway irwan didnt tag along wit us cause he didnt mandi so i was like.....ooookkaayyyy cam sayalll..so the 3 of us went there...yea 1 more thing i shaved this morning, i used to look like a cool bear with hairy face and shit but yeah i shaved just now but still i look cool kan?kan?..haha...anyway the 3 of us went there check this and that out.I went to the law section, i was talking to this "teacher" about law and shit, she was lik yea but u need 5 a’s then it will be easier for u to study in law..sure whatever, i hate law since i got 4 a’s ja!!haha..then i went dkt yana and ain talk bout dis n dat then yana went to do her mass com thing i guess...so i was talking mengarut ngan ain, nak pi oversea la apa la..hahah ...nothing much la, and yea there was this kakak selling donuts and chocolates and flowers..she called her donuts "donat kasih sayang"...u know y?cause that donut is big and u can share it, and when u share it, it means kasih sayang...okayyy i guess...-_-...then went home la,i notice Yana didnt drove crazy fast jus now...thank u god!!hahah kidding...then im home, after dat went to don’s house, we were talking bout my metal beats..since im a black heavy metalist...thats my new genre he said its hard to sample guitar la pa la..naquib mai skali cakp he’ll play for me!!!hahah cool!!so tomorrow we’ll be talking business...anyway after dat ismail,balik rumah,buat logo triniti(im getting lazy dah cause i typed lots of shit dah)...nite nite.bye...later